Hire a professional
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Quotes
Computers
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. (Mitch Ratliffe, Technology Review, April 1992)
Computers
Applications programming is a race between software engineers, who strive to produce idiot-proof programs, and the Universe which strives to produce bigger idiots. (Software Engineers’ saying) So far the Universe is winning. (Applications Programmers’ saying)